Aliens&Freaks

✖Thursday, September 24, 2009

Emily the Strange

Summary of today.
bus.school.tests.recess.eat.class.mindmaps.art.lollipops.home.
During art,we're allowed toeat in class.YAY!Ms Siow found out I cut my hair n said,'New Haircut?this haircut is nicer n more suitable4u.' She tot Inez change specs.Siew Hua dra Milky moo thing.Kenneth dra his lollipop that he kept from ystrday.San draw cola lollipop.Briana draw pocky.sian.Argued wib Cantona over nylon rope.JinHong,me,Justin,Kl,KianYew,Ilyda n Shaun went to find the NCo to get nylon rope.He call us buy.Ilyda bought uniform to school for nth.
ILYDA:If I bring uniform to schl4 nth,im gonna kill u.
me:kill Cantona,he send me the sms.
ILYDA:I'll kill u together,so ur can be still together when dead.
me:Kill him can liao
ILYDA:I'll bury u side by side.
JinHong:Wow!
Me:No thanks,I wanna be cremated.
ILYDA:then ur two shall be put together in ashes.
Me:the pot can only put one person's ashes.
Ilyda:I don care,can squeeze.
Me:but later the box thingy cannot put two ashes.
Ilyda:I go daiso buy two dollar only.
ME:so unofficial.
Ilyda:Im killing you n Cantona,its murder,why isit official.
Me:haiz.
JinHong:Haha!Soulmates!
YAY!tmr,I group wib Thanesh n Andy n Cantona.JinHong say we're soulmates in NPCC also.

Updated @ 3:41 PM

✖Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Emily the Strange

Haiz I don't know so many ppl watch anime.Eunice,Andy,Kenneth.Woah.I tot my classs in juz nerdy shit.Anime watchers?didn't expect it.OMG!Eunice watch Inuyasha!OMG Kenneth watch D-gray Man!Watching anime now.SHUDDUP. OK summarry of today.
1.miss bus,2.reach school,3.Got called mushroom head,4.reach class.
5.KL shout,''Elaine come liao!'',6.Assembly,7.Science test,8.english test,9.recess.
10.history.Haiz forget bring wbk.ran to JunQian's class and borrowed one.
11.Haiz,got mistaken to be a Cantona lover again.Ms Yani said,''Am I interupting your conversation?Why must you always talk to the boys?'' And Kenneth's mother n sis sick so stayed at home,when Ms Yani called,she made2 sick ppl tok to her.
12.Its in the genes,can't help it.Mother lyk that, daughter of cors same larh.
13.MT sucks.DLS gib her stares again.Jin Hong got chased out.HAHA=)
14.Maths.NVM do Hmk.Haiz.Stand up n nvr sit down again.
15.Andy called me Mrs Ong
ME:Im not Cantona's wif- I meant mother.
Ms Yong:XINYI!WHAT MOTHER?
Me:Andy say im his Cantona's mother!
Clement:Kenneth is the father.
Kenneth:U shuddup la u.
The crowd:OOH
KEnneth:U leh?U then father arh!
The crowd:WOOo!
Andy,JinHong n KL probaly happy to c me have so many 'fathers'
16.Played baseball.I suck.JinHong,Justin,Andy played without me.I out.
17.Went SP wib Esmeralda n Cantona.Cantona keep 'accunpunture' me.Haiz.Esmeralda say we love each other.Ate maggie noodles.
18.Saw Sam n he call me mushroom head again.He sucks.
19Took MRT wib Esmeralda home.
20.Use com.Got scolded by father.He sick so scold little bit only.sad.
JINHONG I HATE YOU4spreading everything u can think of!

Updated @ 5:32 PM

✖Monday, September 21, 2009

Emily the Strange

went to ION,ILUMA,and Chinatown ystrday.watch nine.fun. 9 was a really 'emo' picture.U cant really expect colours from Tim Burton.The only colours are obviously black n white,brown,bcos everything in the movie is rusting.Green n red,the monster's light thingy,n blue,cos some guy is wearing blue.watching Inuyasha now.Shut up.So nice n romantic.Not really romantic la,its just the Kagome got killed or st then the Inuyasha was like,'KAGOME!!!KAGOME!!!' then he became angry and box box,kick kick,slash slash.And obviously,the baddie died in the end. link.I think Eunice might want to wacth cos there is anger in romance,so the link is there. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1jY9vEWgQI

Updated @ 4:16 PM

✖Saturday, September 19, 2009

Emily the Strange

A few things to say.im rushing.
1.Father banned us from com.(All JinHong n Kl's fault,make me watch the weird Elaine show.)
2.Since Im not Elaine Kang,Don call me Elaine Kang.(It also means Im not Elaine ONG!)
3.JinHong IHY!if u consider ystrday whacking n boxing not enough,feel free to let me hit u more.
4.Ilyda,quit annoying by singing 'the song'.
5.I cut my hair.haha.Os short,but I LOVE IT!
6.I think poodles are OK if they don pee on me.
7.NPCC sucks when they call u to hold hands wib ppl whose names starts wib 'C'
8.IHY Cantona!
9.Justin,I hope Inez wun slap me cuz I held ur hand.
10.JH,I hate u so much that Im repeatin that IHY.

OK,ystrdy's NPCC was fun,we played poison ball.we were supposed to hold hands so I held Justin's n Chelsea's hand.Until JinHong or LKY go call Cantona cm.Cantona ran from the opposite side,and literally,Ilyda,Chelsea,si Hui,n Marie went wild n luagh.Cantona held Chelsea's hand until Chelsea ran away,so I ended up holding Cantona's hand.EW.Then I ran away n change place wib SiHui.but Sihui ran away.I was planning to chop of Ilyda's hand so I can hold Marie's hand.But Ilyda shouted,'Everyone!Don let go!or XinYi can't hold Cantona's hand!'haiz.I can run away,but one sir came n said,'hold his hand!'no choice.sad.

Updated @ 5:31 PM

✖Sunday, September 13, 2009

Emily the Strange

tmr go schoo.Haiz.MY mom says she is gonna adopt the dog from my aunt's home.My father agrees,I stared at her.Shoot.Its a poodle.EW?POodle?poo,poo,poo.EWW.BYe.

Updated @ 3:07 PM

✖Friday, September 11, 2009

Emily the Strange

Haha.Woke up 6 plus.took bus.reach school.Meet Sandy,saw Ben sir,saw Durga mam.Thanesh n Hakimah came.Took 196 to Clementi Town sec.Wah,there is lyk,so big n nice....Wah...Then we found out that we're short of ppl for the games.So everyone started callin almost everyone.I called Ilyda,she didnt pick up,sad.Then call Cantona,I can't believe he actually came!!Thanesh call him to come in 20minutes,then we still short of 1 ppl,call jinhong,he didnt wan to cm oso.THen Wendelyn? mam came.Hahas.I went for water relay cos I don wan go to the stupid Captain's ball thingy.(P.S JinHong knows why I didnt want to go for captains ball) Our school hopeless,no girls joined the girls street soccer.Then Cantona didn noe howda go to CTSS,he cabbed down n started complaining.hahas.Water relay was fun,I got wet.Hahas.Then watched Captain's ball.Bored out.Lame throwing balls are not fun toi watch.Lame ppl chasing balls are more fun to watch.Don cha agree?Fought wib Cantona a little,n THanesh stop us=,( Not fair!He started it!!sandy sort of hurt her fingers,n Hakimah hurt her nose.Went home wib Sandy,took 147.

Updated @ 2:40 PM

✖Thursday, September 10, 2009

Emily the Strange

Watch G-force ystrday wib ShiMin.Went bugis watch.Today got the stupid extra class.I woke up early so shower lor.Then lonely solo bus ride.Nobody on the top deck except for me.Haiz.Listen to radio.Got some Nickleback songs,so nice,go to school liao must get the songs from CAntona.Saw Kl,Esmeralda n Losheini in canteen,join them.JinHong n Briana came togthr O.0 Got lock up.Lost my wallet.Sad.
Why can't u laugh?IKK did'nt came n Ms Ray questioned SiewHua with her big staring eyes.Big Eyes...Hem...CLement...Big eyes.I laughed at Cantona because of his funny haircut,n Ms Ray gave comments,n KL n JinHong probaly laughed until very loud.hem.Why must she say all that crap,as if we're together.
Aftr class,Went to report lost items wib Ilyda.SHe lost more stuff than me.Went to SP.Without ZeeTing n Marie,they did'nt wait for me.sad.Took MRT.Walk home.

Updated @ 12:37 PM

✖Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Emily the Strange

Under Construction!!Come again in 2-3 days!!

Updated @ 11:17 AM

✖Monday, September 7, 2009

Emily the Strange

Its been a million years since I update.The day b4 ysttrday got npcc.un-fun.But aftr that,my whole family went to the army open house.AOH for short.I officially sat in a tank.Actually a few tanks.hehe.went to the pesident challenge run ystrday.4.5km.100plus sponsored the drinks,and drink 100plus like siao,cos its the only drink there.Yap JinHong,I don wan to watch BOF no matter how funny it is.
Pet society is so fun.IDC.ANy up for the midnight chat???

Updated @ 2:28 PM

✖Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Emily the Strange

TOok bus wob Sandy.Reach school,JinhOng cut hair.Do stupid dance.wait for recess.Sprayed water at Cantona.ZClement got wet.Ate chicken rice wib Ilyda during recess.Went to hall.Ate gummy cows wib Ilyda.History slack.Got testpaper.Got full marks for History for the first time of my weird life.MT DLS was angry the whole day.SiewHua n me keep laughing at her.Me n SiewHua won JC on the MT dare,then he had to do doublr dare.Muz kiss San n so on...
Aftr schl I went to SP wib Zee Ting my darling,San(JC kisser),Cantona(obviously he got go larh) and Ilyda.We ate maggie mee.Yays!We made Cantona came to SP by running.
Cantona:Wat I eat?
Us:Maggie mee la!
Cantona!Wat The??U made me run all the way from school to here just to eat maggie mee????
Us:Ya!!
Cantona:(angry liao)....

Updated @ 6:17 PM

✖Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Emily the Strange

LAst night was fun.The boat rde was mainly tking photos n being taken photos at.Sight-seeing was nth.Today so sian.6 plus my father thought today got school then he go kick my ass to wake me up.He was like,'Oi,so late liao u still sleep!!!!' Then I explained that today no school,cos the teachers go vacation for teachers' day.HAiz.Woke up by the coldness that surrounds me.Ate duck congee.Yawns~~Riley!!Stop flinginf food at me!!It sucks!
I sort of was bored out and threw one of my mother's slipper downstairs just to enjoy the sheer pleasure of watching it sloly glide donw.I did'nt expect it will land on the roof of the shelter thing below my home.And it ws stuck.AAAHHH!!!Thats her favourite slipper!Me,sissy,my brother,n maid ran down taking some pole.The pole was too short.Then some policemen drove their police car below our block n asked if we had seen a chinese guy wearing white t-shirt n blue shorts.My vrother wa wearing white shirt n blue shorts,n when he police left,we teased him,saying he was a criminal n all that crap.we went up and took a broom,skippping rope,a chair n went down again.We conbine the broom n the pole together using skipping rope,n my maid climbed on the chair n staterd poking the slipper,it took us 10 minutes++ to get it down.sigh~~
Tmr needa go school.sad.

Updated @ 8:27 PM