haha.Why am I laughing?nvm.I found out so many things today. 1. Mr Lye or Mr Lai,the guy who relieve us for maths,is not Mr Phua. 2. Mr Lye or Mr Lai,the guy who relieve us for maths,is JiaJing's tuition teacher. 3. Mr Lye or Mr Lai,the guy who relieve us for maths,torture JJ by making her do Jumping jacks. 4. I disturbed Mr Lye or Mr Lai,the guy who relieve us for maths,n now he is going to tell JiaJing. 5. YanLin like to start messages with LOL. 6. Ding Lao Shi have mood swings. 7. Mr Lye or Mr Lai,the guy who relieve us for maths,is 21 years old. 8. Canto's elbow is bleeding. 9. Andy is cuter when he is happy. And Andy got stuck in the toilet today.Cant go inside boys toilet,so I cant rescue him.2.4 I pass.Its a miracle!nvm.
Updated @ 5:06 PM
✖Tuesday, July 28, 2009
Emily the Strange
Nth to say,except JinHong owes me 0.5 foolscalp!YanLin owes me another peach tea for no reason!haha. enjoy the pics.short description will be given.First one from the left.Andy is so cute.second wan,this is the evidence that YanLin was sleepin n didnt help(actually he hiding his face from camera).third one,Andy is cuter here,with YanLin molesting his hair.2nd row,first one,for San n ZiTing,ur belovedS.2nd one,For YanLin,Ziting's hair.3rd one,YanLin n Andy is so happy.
The last one is the chocolate that YanLin don let me eat.(save for ZiTing)mua hahaha.
Updated @ 3:53 PM
✖Saturday, July 25, 2009
Emily the Strange
Yesterday watch terminator.Fell asleep halfway.Today I went to Andy's house wib Ziting n YanLin.I was late so the boys had to wait for me.Ziting was more late,as her father drove her there.When me n YanLin was in the car,very quiet.Then when we almost reach,YanLin's eyes open until very big.We didnt noe he live in a condo.We wah like siao.Andy's cousin was there n she was very cute.Andy's family all speak japanese.wah....His house also full of japanese stuff.wah...Andy's family keep giving us food.YanLin keep bowing.we all play board games while waiting for ZiTing.The boys take small small one,then I take giant doraemons.Muahaha.But I lose liao.So i don wan play liao.I eat a lot of chocolate wib Andy.Then I say,'ZiTing come I think no more chocolate liao lor.' Andy say,' Ya lor,u eat so much.' YanLin quickly,I meant immediately snatch away my poor little chocolate raisins n say, ;Leave some for Ziting la...'Then he hide it somewhere. O.0 ZiTing finally came,and we started creating more choas.We oni did the D&T project for a while,then we were on a adventure in Andy's house.Then got baby pics of Andy.He look so japanese when he was young.haha.So fun.We play with his violin,n piano,n made a lotta noise.haha.Andy was pretty annoyed.ZiTing bully YanLin by giving everyone cuttlefish to eat except for YanLin.Then YanLin very poor thing,needa beg for cuttle fish from us three.YanLin found a giant purple ball.then YanLin keep playing darts.Throw my head,so pain.Then ZiTing n Andy n Thordy play monkey.They sort of bully Andy by making him monkey.Then when was going to leave,YanLin keep using the ball to hit my head.so funny.Then Andy never send us down and YanLin n I had to find our way to the bus stop.On the way,I dropped my phone n shouted,'F*ck!' until very loud.I forgot what I say,and ask YanLin,'Did I juz shouted the f word?'The bus came every 20 minutes,so we waited like siao.Ziting so lucky cos her father picking her up. THen when we finally reach the interchange,we bought burgers to eat.The macdonalds was 2storey high.me n YanLin was like wah...again la.Then I beat YanLin in burger eating!yay!I eat faster! Nvm.We went home.
Updated @ 7:22 PM
✖Thursday, July 23, 2009
Emily the Strange
JINHONG OWE ME 2 FOOLSALCP!(he call me remind him marh)So bad leh Channel5.Liverpool asia world tour so late.I watch little bit then went to sleep liao.BTW I also get scolded for watching soccer. b4 lesson:took bus wib Sandy.Came to school.found out today got PE.SO shock!I oni bring PE shirt,no PE shorts!If I run home,too l8 liao.SO ZiTing suggest that I go buy PE shorts.Then I very lucky,bought the last PE shorts.hehe.Then Esmeralda n I go down again tobuy sci wbk.Then mari kita that time,nobody sing so Ms Ray call us sing.MMJ sing until very loud.LOL EL:Clement is so weird.He nvr tok to girls.His pen drop under my chair.He don ask me to pick up.He nvr take.Then I figure out that it was his oni blue pen.So I pick it up.He nvr say thank you.weird.And we got our first hw from Ms Su today. PE:We play a chaotic line catcing game.Then play badminton.Super sian for me,cos I dono howda play.Then Kenneth n Clement do demo.WOW....So mezmerised(I dono howda spell)...I heard that Clement is the best sec1 player,but his smashes are weak.but in the demo,Kenneth score one point.Im not showing favouritism or sth.(dono howda spell) Science:Nth really happen Recess:Usual.Crowd at the bar again Geo:Sian.MMJ went to the toilet for 17 mins.I think he fell into the toilet bowl. MT:More sian.DLS(short form for Ding Lao Shi) sexist again.And I did paper cuttings.One says I love San from JiaCheng,another one says I love ZiTing from YanLin.JiaCheng take away the paper b4 San can c it n put above the door.Cute little Andy volunteer to take it down.ZiTing threw away the paper cutting that I took 10 mins to make. Maths test:Ms Yong say no blunt pencils,so I borrowed Kenneth's sharpener.San n Inez made comments like,'Wah...So loving,so sweet....So kind of him...' haiz.Then I call Kenneth to move further away.THen JC say,move closer la.Then Kenneth say,'I noe u wan to change place wib Inez...' My phone rang during the test.Very scary cos I think Ms Yong heard it.I noe Sandy call me.Then JiaCheng heard it n did the,'erm hem' sound.I turn my head,n saw him smile n erm-hem.Then the singtel go send me the miss call msg then phone got msg alert.'This is the song la la la la.elmo's song...' Then Kenneth turn his head n look at me.I knocked my head on the table._. Aftr schl:Went to queensway wib Esmeralda.Ming Peng n Kenneth was on the same bus.And we gave comments like ah ma. The end
Updated @ 6:37 PM
✖Wednesday, July 22, 2009
Emily the Strange
I love tuesdays.Cos at night got My classmate dad,First class,sayang sayang2,International chinese show its a small world(I dono the original name),all pack in 1 n a half hour.Me n my sis change channel like siao,n we manage to watch at least 15 mins of every show. B4 school:Big wind,so I take jacket,then my father go check weather,then got rain,so I take umbrella.Wah really leh,I step outta the HDB then rain liao.Sandy took the earlier bus. Assembly:Ms Ray finally got come.Andy is so cute.Then Andy say Maths needa change place.Im sitting wib Carrot Kenneth again.Back to the old days. Literature:We greet Olivia. Then she say :I got sth to tell your. Kenneth:I know!We can parrrrttttyy the whole period right? Ms Olivia:Its a surprise... Briana:don tell me surprise quiz,don tell me surprise quiz... Ms Olivia:Im giving your a surprise quiz. Kenneth:Are you kidding? Briana:nnnnoooo!!!! Then Shaun's paper flew outta the window.Aravin paper flew to JiaChen's place.Then JiaCheng fold it into airplane.so funny.actually I dono WTH was going on then Kenneth sort of explain,n I laugh like siao,then Ms Olivia not very happy,cos we were doin the quiz. EL:Ms Su came sort of late.San very cold so I lend her jacket.Then Ziting share with her.Then my n Ziting say,'San if u so cold go hug JiaCheng'Then San say,'Go hug ur Kenneth n YanLin!' Recess:I copy Ilyda,eat chicken rice.Then everyone crowd at the bar again.This time almost all the boys jumped.Andy is the photographer.YanLin jump and hold.Then Canto jump n hold,finger bleed still play.Kenneth jump n hold.Riley jump n cannot hold,but can touch.Siew Hua jump then hit til got 'ponnnggg'3 cheers for Siew Hua!KL took my ruler and hit JingYU like siao without my permission.Then I use the ruler hit him like siao.Kenneth walk pass and say:'Retarded' but I continue hitiing KL.muahhahahahaha.KL so funny leh.He get hit oso nvr say anthg. Science:San n Ziting keep borrowing my jacket!I fold liao then they wan.Play hangman with ZITing.JiaCheng say we writing love letter.So end up Jia Chang n JinHong oso got play hangman.Very stupis de.Here are some of the things I wrote:'JiaChang love San.Andy is so cute.JinHong love charmaine.Ms Lee teach science.' very lame hor.Then Canto came to me n ask for plaster.I take one but the plaster sort of spoil.So I stick it on JiaCheng's bag.JiaCheng go stick on Aloy.Irwin go tell Aloy.so bad. Maths:so weird.Turn my head then see Kenneth.I fell like the long hair XinYi that exsists half a year ago.I miss the long hair XinYi.The Short hair XinYi is so weird.nvm.I still don hab a reply to JinHong's super hard question. After school:Me n Sandy Went to pick up our sisters after school.Then we went to eat mac,saw Felicia Tan,Felicia Ng,JiaLun,Xiao Xi,ZhiTao n Boon Siang.tThen go play plaground wib my sis.Saw KKW there.He proba;y skip school again.The girls were also there.then go home.
Updated @ 3:40 PM
✖Tuesday, July 21, 2009
Emily the Strange
JINHONG OWE FOOLSCAlP PAY FOOLSCALP!OFPF!Today I quite happy.I change the playlist liao cos got someone named JinHong complain new divide he sian liao.Note that nth there is censored,so if there is kids under 12 around u,cover their ears.Andy is so cute! Assembly:I lent San my history textbook.=)Rush n finish up art.BOrrow black pen from KL n JingYu.Thanks!Ms Ray nvr come.Then the fat PE guy came to relief. Music:I like to listen to music,not learn music.SO is sort of mood-less(no mood._.) Sian la.Esmeralda n Eunice arguing bout the grouping thingy.YiXin got over excited when her group sit beside MMJ group.skipskip.I want to group with Andy n Canto,but their group fall liao...=( Art:Teacher ot happy cos we never run to class,but walk to class.What she expect?We run to class then all roll the the stairs together if someone like KL fall down?KL so Ke lian,next time muz run.So if got any accident,like everyone run too fast n fall down,blame the teacher.We were juz praticing our safety!Then Losheni,CLement n me kanna choose to do the jar thing.I drew a mouth.LKY drew ppl vomiting blood.YanLin drew funny guys comitting suicide.Canto drew angel n demon wingHahaha.So fun. EL:Did letter writing.Clement sit beside me very annoying.But Andy is still so cute.JinHong don jealous.You also very cute.The letter I write until very stupid.I added roast pork n all that crap bout ppl smoking n the waiters scold me.haha Recess:I bought you mian.Ilyda,Esmeralda,San and ZiTIng all buy popcorn chicken.I eat the weird noodles at slow speed with chopsticks,until Ilyda advice me to use fork.U cant expect me to be very good at using chopsticks,cos I juz learn to use them last year!Yay!No 1/1 boys eat recess xcept for YanLin and Canto n some other guys.Return to class that time,Everyone crowding outside.YanLin hanging on the bar thing.Everyone cheer like siao.I scared the bar thing drop.Yanlin hanged for 14 sec,n CAnto hanged for 10sec.SOmebody suggested to carry Justin n let him hang there. LSS:JinHong,JC,Aravin,Yan Lin I mean THordy n Kenneth n Irwin throwing paper balls.JinHong paper balls got scotch tape.haha.Andy is so cute.San say that she will return me the history textbook after school.Then Kenneth tell me my history textbook at 1/3,he pass it to me l8r when he got the book.Then Aravin tell me that 1/3 ppl don wan to return me History textbook,but they wan to pass to Kenneth,then call Kenneth pass to me.What is this?who m I suppose to believe? Ms Lee say:When u light up kerosine blah blah,It will explode Kenneth:BOOM! Ms Lee:....CLass keep quiet! The paper ball throwing was so crazy that Ms Lee called JC to pick up the paper balls. Maths:Ms Yong change place.Canto change wib Aloy,n Aloy change wib SokFang.I say I will not miss Cantona.CAntona say he will not miss me.Muahahaha.MMJ came to the front cos Ms Yong very hot.(font that means shout!) CLement:Marcus like Ms Yong Marcus:ssssshhhh... Clement:Marcus has a crush on Ms Yong! Marcus:..... CLement:Marcus likes Ms Yong! Marcus:I know you jealous hor... Clement:MARCUS LIKE MS YONG! Marcus:You shuduup la,I know u jealous... hahaha.Ms Yong ren ren ren.Annoying JH keep on saying Clement hab big eyes. MS Yong:What is so special bout a kite? CAnto:no parallel l.ines Me:DIamond shape Ms Yong:Lemon Shape? Clement:Clement shape? Marcus:Clement is a kite... CLement:wah everyone paper got my face! Marcus:Clement is lemon shape kite Clement:Wah I m a kite Briana:No she say Diamond not lemon Marie:Yay!blue win!Pink lose! Kenneth:Cher!can release us liao?I so hungry! Me:who call u so stupid,nvr eat recess Kenneth:CHer!faster release us!
And Marcus went to arynna's house.O.0The end
Updated @ 3:57 PM
✖Monday, July 20, 2009
Emily the Strange
Haha I want to copy JinHong's format.Im so eeevvviiilll.Muahahaha.
Morning:Take bus with Sandy.For a change,we took 147,which stops at SP.long n tiring walk. Assembly:Copy YanLin's maths paper,Aloy snatch away,end up I sit beside Aloy.Aloy n MMJ was discussin bout Megan Fox.MMJ say Megan is a man,Then Aloy say she is a girl.Then I say radio got say Megan is a boy,then MMJ very happy,but then I sayI think Megan Fox is just joking,then Aloy very happy.No teacher cos Ms Ray nvr come...Sad History:Ms Yani came late.Gave back test results,The Great San,Ziting N Canto beat me...YanLin muz b so proud of ZiTing...Canto very stupid.He tell cher he got flu,so he was sent home.LAME. CME:no teacher til Ms Su came at the last 10 mins.I was reading the wimpy kid book with Siew Hua. Science:The mega change place.Aftr we greet Ms Lee,Kenneth say: ' ay ya hor,Ms Clement Lee,we just greeted u.' I don wan sit with Irwin...When Cantona come back,He is goin to change with Irwin,like that more fair...JinHong replaced Charmaine,so couple like.Irwin replaced Siew Hua,more couple like,N Jia Cheng replaced Losheni,SUPER COUPLE! L.O.V.E.... JH,JC,ZiTing n I played the true or truth game.Got a lotta stupid questions like ,'Will u rather toot n molest the somebody who kissed Kenneth or live in Africa,get stung by mosquitoes,n live with Babarians?' JH choose to live in Africa.The common wan is, 'If there is one guy/girl left in the whole wide world who will u choose?(all the gays n weird weird ppl name will start comin out)' So fun.Kenneth or Cantona?I cant decide. Recess:I copied Ilyda,buy the chips.So quiet,no Cantona.Andy is still very cute,n he is earning lotta $$$ from Jingyu's pinch.KL keep eating hello panda like siao.I cant resist n take some from him.The 1/1 boys table no ppl.Sian. MT:Usual except JinHong,Aloy,n JC got punished for saying craps. Maths:Ms Yong never come,got one fat teacher relief.The principal whose name I forgot came into class suddenly.I think her name is Ms yeo?Mdm law?Ms siow?nvm.She talk so soft,I cant even hear.Siew Hua asked what she say,I say I dono.Then Siew Hua say:'Siao Zha bor.'hahaha.we lol. EL:did newspaper on teens talking pics of emself transparent,X-ray.nvm.Ms Su go n ask I few ppl whether they think its right orr wrong.Stephie said its wrong.MMJ say its not wrong.Ms Su asked Clement but Clement no replies,then she ask me.She say there is no correct answers so I say its not wrong...Why wrong?The ppl want to reveal themself thenwho cares?they want to sent wan wat...Their body,oso not ur body,Care so much for wat?oso not u naked body on youtube or sth.nvm.Kenneth wrote so slow,I can c Sandy calling me. at the bus topI hang jup la.Clement heard the fone ring,so he stare at me.Why muz Kenneth write so slow?Damn him...Barnabus go shout:'Xinyi cheering for u!' The 196 go liao.haiz. Aftr schl:walk to SP with Ziting my darling,Esmeralda,n JiaWen.I Miss Canto!So peaceful in a weird way.ATe maggie mee.Went home.I was walking halfway then suddenly a woman behind me started tokin on the fone here is wat she say(in chinese):'Aiyoh,Be teacher so headache,muz remember so many kids name.Now so many kids got ang moh name.SO hard to remember.For example today got one boy birthday.I forgot his name,until the chinese teacher told me his name is Kenneth.Then His birthday card I write wrong name liao.I very pai seh leh.The chinese cher also give me a warning,she say the Kenneth boy very naughty one.....Blah blah blah...' I laugh a little.Then I crossed road.I was till thinking bout the Keneth or Cantona question.Got one bicycle,I don care.The old guy almost knock me down.Then the old guy never scold me but he said(in chinese):'Don think of it anymore...' Walao isit he read my mind or sth?I still cant decide,Hpw can I not think of it?Kenneth or Cantona?Maybe I should make it first come first serve.NVm.bye
Updated @ 4:04 PM
✖Saturday, July 18, 2009
Emily the Strange
My brother went to the hospital last night.hahaha.Sbdy go push him fall down or sth then the eyebrow there got one big cut.Bleed like siao.Then he came home vomit like siao.Like the Cantona poem: THere is once a boy called Cantona, He love to eat can tuna. One time he eat until he vomit, So he shouted damn it! He then went to eat banana.
JingYu thought of it n told Cantuna.hahahaha.Then my brother stay in hospital,at night then come home.My sis curse my brother,she said if he die,she will go find the guy who push him fall down and stab him to dath.My mother go n lodge a complaint to the school liao.The boy who push him fall down is called Aloysius.Lucky I learnt how to write a complain formal letter liao.NVM.I go do D&T now.bye!
Early wish cos cant use com liao.Except for weekends...Haiz...Today rain while on bus.Sandy n me very cold.Today also got History quiz.PE is theory again.When will I finally get retest?2 months liao leh,They wan me to wait until I old meh?JinHong and Andy is so cute.(I found out that JinHong Jealous that Andy cute,so I pity him,n bluff bluff say he cute.)hehe.Kenneth nvr bring History txtbook,so I lend him mine.hahaha.So i don hab history txtbook liao.I m such a great fren!hahaha.But I borrow a history txtbk fr Sandy...HahahaIlyda and I bought red file tghther.I gave her dividers.Shithole,Aloy N MMJ got chase outtta maths today.Muahahaha.Then they can come in again.MMJ got chase out again.He sat onthe maths txtbk n kanna scolded again.Stupid la.He oso say ,'Ms Yong,very hot' KL came to sit on the floor beside me.I go cut 3 of his hair,and laughed like siao.Ms Yong tot I laughing at MMJ then she scold him again.hahaha.Then Canto came to sit behind KL.He gave a stupid excuse of,'Cher I cant see,So I sit on the floor.'Stupid.The table, and KL's fat body(verbal bully)J is blocking him liao.He want to gao gay wib cute cute Andy can juz admit wan ma.No need sacrifice n sit behind n beside Me n KL.JinHong and Andy is so cute.MT usual la.except MMJ called ding lao shi sexist.hahahaha.Really leh,the boys hor,she like don care de,then girls hor,she will like,'wah,ni zhuo de zhen hao,n all that crap' GEO is when the fun begins.JinHong and Andy is pure cuteness.PURE.PURE!And when I was still wandering why there is a baby clone of me on my tagboard,I thought of Loh Xin Yi.I really forgetten that almost 1 percent of singapore girls is 'XINYI'.hehe.Geo,Ms Chong came,I gave her a card n she gave us lite sticks n tattoos cos 'Juz like a tattoo I'll always have u....'Diao.Everyone went crazy.Ma Ray called Aravin's mom.her talk is longer than Funny,Sunny,Money,Bunny,Dummy Yani de.hahahaha.JinHong and Andy is so cute.hehehe.Ms Ray gib me the test paper that time,say:'Why Canto don hab clap?' haiz.Siew Hua n me same marks.Ms Ray oso tok bout class tees.Got sports carnival next next week...Yay!I asked if got Cotton floss,Canto no reason go scold me retarded. -.-lll i dono him.ShitHole called my name while molesting Kenneth. ._. I dono em.JinHong molest himself,Barnabas kiss Kenneth,Canto love Andy,now Shithole molest Kenneth.haiz. 1E1 is full of gays.Then Kenneth go n take a XL scissors n poke Shithole's ass.I saw it.If Shithole sue Kenneth cos he cant shit properly aftr Ken go poke his ass,he can call me to be witness.Andy almost die today cos he somehow swallow some lite stick juice.Canto almost needa wear a wig for life cos I pour Lite stick juice on his hair.MUAHAHAHAHa IM soooo evvvviiillll.he kua zhang,go wash hair like siao.haiz.Me n YanLin's(Thordy) fingers almost die today bcos of the lite stick juice.Andy lips itchy,Canto head itchy,but I no where itchy.Maybe its bcos oni ppl who hab penis then will itchy.hahaha.YanLin also no where itchy.Weird.JinHong and Andy is so cute.Then walk to SP wib Canto,Justin(Just dance) n Dada.We were singing just dance n playing with sticks.Note that Just dance was change to Justin.hehehe.Saw NingJun n MMJ n Kenneth at bus stop.Forgot to say bye bye to em.nvm.Took 147 home with Hannah.(she appeared suddenly)we chatted.so fun.nvm.I wont be posting till Sat,so sad.bye.
Updated @ 5:49 PM
✖Monday, July 13, 2009
Emily the Strange
Hehe.Today I took the l8r bus today with Sandy.Paiseh...Andy got come!So happy...(PS JinHong say he read read read then got Andy is so cute.He suggested putting Cantona is so cute so I put lor...)Cantona is so cute~Puke~hahaha.nvm.skip skip skip...MT horrible la.All the boys were killed except for Beloved Andy,MLKY,n sheep...The three survivors on the boys side.what happen to no boundaries?NVM.Then when Ding Lao Shi finally let the boys,JC stacked 5 chairs n say:'Marcus!I taller than u liao!'Almost everyone laugh!hahahahaThe boys commented that Ding Lao Shi sexist.I agree.Don't you?the Ms Su woman take over.So scary cos Thanesh n me no nametags....Oni Boys kana scolded..Sexist.Again.She is like Mr V except Mr V funnier.I almost choke on my raisin when KL n Ilyda say she is our future EL cher.OMG.CAntona is so cute.CME talk about verbal bully.When teacher tok bout u verbal bully sbdy by calling him 'fatty' or sth,I look at KL and laugh.hahahaha.Then Ms Ray like sortoff summarise almost everyone.Why muz she say that 'Im the obviously sth goin on wib
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✖Sunday, July 12, 2009
Emily the Strange
Diao la.Pet society scrub scrub scrub as CAntona says,then level up liao.Mua hahahaha.I dono why im laughing but I know today will be boring.
Updated @ 11:48 AM
✖Friday, July 10, 2009
Emily the Strange
Happy B'day JC! Today this post hor,will be ultra long n lots of vulgar.Take bus wib Sandy,go to class.Sang Mari Kita n sat down when I was suppose to sing school song.Briana immediately shouted:'XinYi' I see everyone standing so i stand.hahaaha.My beloved Andy Bun Didnt come.D&T sian la.Teacher wasted half a period scolding us,still say we waste time,she was also wasting time scolding us.No Andy.We need to walk around to c the senior's work.The boys played with the gun and killed each other....diao la. Ms Kong ask Marcus m : What do u think about the senior's work? M: Very nice.... Ms Kong: In what way is it nice? M: Creative... Ms Kong: Which one is creative? M: errr...Everything...The gun... Ms Kong: why isit creative? M: Cos I've nvr seen a blue gun b4... Ms Kong put the gun on her head n talk.Kenneth shouted head shot.Recess Canto drink lemon tea.I ask if he prefer green tea or lemon tea.He said he both also like.I said green tea kill sperms.Losheni laugh.Art we anyhow draw,Ms siow oso say very nice.Then aftr school Canto wait for Sandy,I wait for Canto,Esmeralda n HuiLing(mother) wait for me.Sandy got higher MT,Canto gib me the maths book and run away.I didnt noe wadda do so I keep all the books.Then my father,Brandon treat us take taxi.Esmeralda take bus.My parents kick rocks onto the road,I oso copy them.Got 1car run over the rock then crack.We tot that the tire will deflate or sth,but the rock died instead.Then we buy bubble tea.They cooking some shit in a pot.We 3 was daring each other to ask the auntie wat is the boiling shit.Then rush to tiong2go2playground.I saw a lot of ppl in white shirts and n they say KXY come liao.wow.really all white shirt.We talk a lot.There was ShiMin,Ayoub,JJ,Vishnou,HuiXian,KKW n his gf,Crystal.ZS came l8.Then Jaya n a girl came.Jia Lun was there.(PS JiaLun is cuter than Andy.Andy is a replacement of his absence)Jia Lun is oni 10 yrs old.DOn get the wrong idea.JiaLun wanted to tickle me,n chase me round the playground.The JJ combine forces wib him,n I died cos they tickle me2 much.ShiMin very silent.Then I hold JiaLUn hand to prevent him from tickling,n everyone say he too young2 be my bf n sth... Vishnou took JiaJing's tigger and asked: Mummy,Mummy,do u like me? JiaJing: ... Vishnou: Fuck u la..I askin u leh!KXY do u like me? Me: diao la Ayoub: why you always say miao miao miao? Me: its diao Vishnou with tigger: Do u like me?Do u like me? Joann n HuiXian: Shuddup la JJ: Gib me back my tigger! I ask him do another time and I took video.Then Vishnou show Jaya his toot cos Jaya say his not a man.Vishnou go n empty my bag.He go read my CME thing. Vishnou reading: I am very polite Me: ya lor,I so polite Vishnou: U everytime scold me.Not polite.I do not litter Me: ya lor.So kuai... Then he take a bit of my bread n throw on the grass. Vishnou: Littering!(continue reading)I treat my frens wib respect. Everyone: hahahaha Me:ya what.I so good Vishnou:U so bad.Gangster arh.(continue reading)I m very neat.Walau,U nvr tuck in shirt leh!pie kia me: shuddup la.I noe u jealous. we started arguing.N JiaLun left. the math books.Everyone tot Kenneth Phua in NTSS.diao.I explain its Kenneth Quek.n a few ppl started quacking.Then got Marcus M book.They didnt know he was in my class.sian.They I ask if anyone wanted to play sth n Ayoub say:'Vishnou!KXY say she wants to play sth...' Vishnou started chasing mr round in circles.diao.MR V(Last year class teacher) came.N asked everyone how they r doing.He say that Vishnou is becoming a gay in boy school.N said that all the CHIJ girl is habing a 'LES gathering' hahaha. Mr V: Kang Ching Yi how's Newtown? me:ok la.but Jing Yu in my class Everyone:hahaha Mr V:What?Guo Jing Yu?the goldfish? Everyone:hahahaha me: hahaha.Ya.She sit in front of me leh!n she always stick to me.... Mr V : Aiyoh,then why ur nvr tie the hands together? me: diao. Aftr a while Mr V left.Shimin had came from Yishun to tiong.TY!very fun day.Me n JJ walk home. Some pics of Vishnou,Joann n HuiXian.others didnt wan2 take pic.
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✖Thursday, July 9, 2009
Emily the Strange
I take the bus today with Sandy as usual.I had to sit at the end(I cant even see the end!)cos pack liao.Then ShiHao came late today wearing PE shirt.EL Ms chong taught us a word called dono wat revendous,den the Kenneth go action go shout:'oh I noe liao!I noe liao!' As usual I blur like shit,so no idea,but the Canto looks blurrer than me.Im wandering why Siew Hua's temperature is always higher than me when she never talk n all that...PE sian la,Kanna comment on yellow socks.Shaun n Andy was like:'Go dye yr socks white!'Ilyda asked if I had white socks.Red house ppl team together for captain's ball.not interested.They seemed very confident to beat down everyone.I found out I didnt wear my red shirt.So weird.rerun shutter run when I can pass in the first time.A lotta ppl like YuJing,SiewHua need retest oso.Weirdly,those ppl we expecting them to retest(KL n JingYu)did'nt retest.Science Ms Lee revise the distillation thingy.YueWei putting white stuff on his face.He nvr spread evenly,then got one big white spot on his forehead.Hahaha goes the class.He was like 'what?' then he tot the sunscreen oh his cheek so he keep rubbing his cheeks til sbdy say his forehead got cream.Aravin said:'Ppl b4 PE put,but u now then put' hahaha.Canto fall down,Ms Lee ask him if he had used his shirt to mop the floor.hahaha.I gave Andy half of my choclate bread cos he is Bun I'm chicken chocolate.Geo got test,I wrote sand erosion in one of the question.I guessed I'm siao.Reader's digest got sth on porn.Immediately tot of ShiHao.hahaha.Andy is so cute.Geo muz do play as Sandy had said.her class the girl is a rock,then the boy who is plant roots go say:'I will insert my roots into your cracks on the rock.' (I noe u thinkin of what liao)O.0 Our play very lame.Aloy like robot.He said heehee in a robot accent.Ms Ray call him redo the line.hahaha.Cantona died as rock.He drama and fall a-p-a-r-t....Kian Yew died also.JinHong SshHivveRR like molesting himself.He also shake himself,evryone laugh like siao....Hahahaha.Andy is so cute.MT ding lao shi escape again.I sit beside Andy bcos he veri cute.He write the letter very slow.I write that MMJ sing song,muz go to Karaoke in KTV like my parents,don sing in class.Then the bus ride home was super lonely.Wah my mom in hospital oni one day n everthing changed.TMR got 6 Oprah gathering in PG.I take buzz that time saw Juliet n Fredick.Fredick didnt know me.He siao.Juliet smile at me.Fredick somehow know me liao n stare.I noe I cut hair.I noe Im not in BMSS.I oso noe that he dump me,not I dumo him.I said 'hi' to Juliet and ignore him...the end..
Updated @ 3:11 PM
✖Wednesday, July 8, 2009
Emily the Strange
Wah I became siao.officially.keep changing my blog skin.My sis is the comment freak number two.Sandy n I take bus to school again.Canto came late and kanna add 1 month slave.haahaha.then the KL bring an ugly old t-shirt and write protest protest.very stupid leh.hahahaha.Andy is so cute.Shithole teo scolding from Ms Ray cos he nvr pass up report book.Ms Chong nvr come again.We play like siao.Losheni,KL n me arrange the report books.Esmeralda said Ms Chong is avoiding us.diao.I played truth or dare for a while with Stephie,Inez n Thanesh n Canto.Then Kenneth take the broom thing ticlkle me again.he LOL I scream out loud.they dare me go indirectly kiss Kenneth,Then got teacher come liao!Yay!no need kiss liao.Then when we gonna bring the report books down,Marcus wan his report book back.He go ask KL,then KL say he don hab his book.Actually KL hab the report book,but I think he fat until too blur liao.haha.Then Marcus say KL is liar...KL not happy.Andy using my compass,Aravin go make spoil,I not happy.The sharpener fell out,n Kenneth go kick,I scold him.Andy is so cute.KL real motive to bring down the report book,was not bring down the report book,but to go 'steal' cardboard.hahahaha...KL came up,when he finish stealing cardboard.But alrdy recess liao,no ppl in class.stupid KL.hahahaha.Then science sibei bored nia.Canto n Shaun fell asleep.Canto wake up liao,Kenneth say he want2 join him in his sleep.Gays.Then do science ws,everybdy copy here copy there.Marcus keep singing the Jolin's song :'I don wan a boyfren,I need a real man!' Siew Hua's wsht was found by Ms Lee,dono who so unlucky,copy wksht oso can kana caught by Ms Lee.Maths keep copying correction oni.Sian la.But Marcus go and sing again n Ms Yong say she will make sure he had a boyfren.Then She say MMJ can sing the song to the counsellor.MMJ go n ask Ms Yong is the counsellor is a real man anot...Stupid leh.Ms Yong not happy liao,she say :'u noe the song,u probaly had watch the mv,dance larh!' Imagine MMJ wearing a dress and dancing,while singing:'I don wan a boyfren!' Thanesh n KL muz be scared of him liao,everytime sing sing sing.Chinese MMJ still singing the same song.Then Yan Lin or JinHong say Ding lao shi rejected MMJ,MMJ so sad.We muz write a chinese compo bout ding lao shi le,so weird.The boyz keep askin her for the age.Esmeralda say some band ppl say Ding Lao Shi alrdy over 50 years old liao.Imagine Ding lao shi older than Yang lao shi.....Hahahaha.Andy is so cute.Then Ding Lao Shi go liao,Mr Ho take over.Esmeralda n me sing the single ladies :' hohohohohohohoohhohohoho...'hahaha. enjoy...(very bo liao derhs...)
Updated @ 5:00 PM
✖Tuesday, July 7, 2009
Emily the Strange
I take bus wib Sandy today! Yay!dono why i so happy.The Ming Peng guy sitting at the back emoing.Ning Jun listening to music.Canto was late for Sandy's slavery.he say got traffic jam.lame.Then in class all the girls squeezing each other juz to sign.aiyo.a lotta girls choose pink.I choose green.dono why.Andy! keep throwing the paper roses at me,then we throw here throw there.Then Unle Kenneth come borrow sth from Andy!,he c liao,go n snatch one rose from Andy n throw me.I not happy then throw him back.He siam,then shout 'Miss!' then the rose somehow landed on Aloy's toot.Aloy didnt notice.Aloy then stand up,Andy take back the rose.then art the teacher graduated same place as my aunt.maybe she noe her,cos they come both come from the same school,n some group.I felt so weird.Sbdy sshouted the f-word,cher very serious bout it.Andy is so cute!JinHOng and Steph became the wraps.=)Eng play like siao.Ms Chong no come.THen we use the excuse of 'doing props for english drama' to play n joke.Wah...I like oni girl in the middle of a bunch of boys.KL keep tearing the newspaper dress.Shaun say he too fat le.Then KL admit that he too fat le.Shaun kanna scolded by Mr Wwwweeeeeeee!hahahahaha.Andy is so cute!Then the Kenneth go n pluck the broom thing go n tickle me.I shout molest.hahahaha.Andy is so cute.Then I think Mr WWWWEEE went crazy.....Then me n Andy n Shaun n KL somehow got staple fight.THen ANdy not happi take broom attack.Hahahaha.So crazy.....Andy is so cute,KL is so fat,Shaun is so loving towards JY....hahahaha.We were tokin bout how Barnabuuussss kiss Kenneth and laugh like siao.seriously siao.Then KL say if the sky drop,I will still be laughing.He really fat til siao liao lor...aftr recess KL place got a lotta ppl,so I go c.They were tokin bout Shaun n JingYu.Suddenly,JinHong so if sbdy stabbed KL,KL will bleed out oil,bleed until 14 days still bleeding.hahahaha.I baecame crazy.Science as lotta ppl arguing bout the ice-skating thing.so depressed.Canto threw my pen cap down to storey 2.I was running down the staircase,then Ms Yong suddenly appear.Aiyoh.THen my pen dying.I scold Canto.Aftr sch the pen cap was safe!Then got stupid meeting.So llllllloooonnnnggg n boring.We gonna open blogshop!yay!if interested to buy things from us,contact Kl,me,JingYu,Shaun,Andy.....Everthing will be selling until very cheap.hahahaha.Andy is so cute!
Updated @ 4:58 PM
✖Sunday, July 5, 2009
Emily the Strange
Today I was woke up by noisy ppl.My brother was shouting that he did'nt want to eat in bugis,n my sis want to eat in bugis.I shouted.My father say,who haben get ready in 5 minutes we don care liao!I tot we going bugis so very excited.End up going to a wet market NEAR bugis.then I had to carry my mom's guitar around,cos she needa fix the broken string.Its the second time the strings broke.The first time was my fault,but hey! THis time I'm purely innoncent.We went to the shop.Its close.I mean who will open their shop on sunday at 10 am?A guy,or gay behind me with long hair n guitar shouted,'Hey cool guitar!' I blinked n didnt want to look back.We ate macdonalds ice cream while waiting for the shop keeper to change the strings.after paying the gay or guy,we went to raffles city,again.Accersorize got massive discounts.Mother bought red polka dot wallets for me n my sis.Felt happy,n we stop complaining bout having little hair bands,and that kindoff stuff.Smart mother.But I still had to carry her guitar.And now Im at home,she is torturing us by practising her guitar.How lucky am i....
Updated @ 5:22 PM
✖Saturday, July 4, 2009
Emily the Strange
Aiyoh.I became crazy ystrday.I noe the skin doesnt fit the song.Weird combo.Im feeling quite sian.L8r needa go to my mother's friend's party.sian la.Recently got lotta photo fight so I also siao liao.My mother read the k9 dog form liao,she call me bring hot dog,or dog food go there,put them inside other ppl bags,then the dogs will bite them.I not so eeevvvviiiillll.The darma,I will bring some props to school on monday,to make KL look more stupid.hehe.Sabo.
Updated @ 2:15 PM
✖Friday, July 3, 2009
Emily the Strange
I read a lot of comics today.When I went to school,Kl,Andy,Shaun n I started arguing bout the drama thing.Then Ning Jun came in and sat n MMJ place n started digging MMJ bag.then I say he is trying to robbed MMJ. He stared at me.N I say Andy is very cute.KL,Shaun,Andy n I started luaghing like siao when Andy talk about the funny incident ystrday.Ning Jun shook his head n stared for like 3 seconds.I know I'm the oni girl.As Ms Chong said,I muz unleash the inner boy in me....D&T was nice n not nice.I was grouped with Ziting&YanLin,and.......the one n only Andy Bun!Yay!ANdy is so cute!Canto kana scolded cos he give out the k9 dog visit forms.Not fair lor...Other schools feb alrdy go le,we now then go...Recess was lame cos it was divided.Boundaries.Did'nt they listen to the Kris Allen's song'No boundaries' meh?I had to squeeze with ANDY! n canto.=( Then aftr recess we somehow tot of the idea of making KL protest in the drama,and made him wear a banner.Andy!,Ilyda,Shaun n I made it worst by adding protesting banners,arm bands,and stupid n funny lines to KL.KL so suey.Ms Chong keep luaghing at us.We were luaging at all the other Sexist groups without props.(no offence,but one of the rule is mix gender.Maybe ur deaf,or sexist.no offence.)we were the only freaking groups that parents nedd to shout like mad,n fight with the principal.Ms Chong announced that Monday no school,then everyone cheered: 'Whhhhhoooooooooooo!'.When Ms Chong left,n Ms Tan came,some jokers like Clement n YanLin still cheering.Science as usual bout got staple fight.so long nvr staple fight le.(to know more go to the archives with the dates when I was sitting wib Kenneth)Kenneth told Canto aim the hair.Canto very obedient.My hair got a lotta staples.=( stupid Kenneth. then Ms Ray came.Take temperature,then threw tissues outside.YanLin and JiaCheng passed me a thermometer.And said:' Pass to Kenneth.' siao.oh no.I felt like a scapegoat.I put the thermometer on Kenneth's table while hw was talking wib Ms Chong.I found Kenneth's pencil case under my table.Canto put de.we did the stupid stupid star thing.Kenneth found out his pencil case lost.I felt scared and started to panic.Kenneth was like:'Canto!Ay brother!my pencil case leh?' then canto hide under his table,Kenneth don gib him come up.Kenneth looked at me.I knew I was the 2nd suspect.I said:'I dono,Im innoncent.'Then Kenneth went to question Jia Cheng n YanLin.Canto quickly take the pencil case and dropped at Briana's table.Briana dint notice.Kenneth really cant find le,then Canto confessed.It was really stupid.Ilyda came to my house play.Quite fun.Very very long no ppl cpome my house le.We play com for 2 hours,n watch a lotta youtube videos.
Updated @ 6:43 PM
✖Thursday, July 2, 2009
Emily the Strange
Finally got a temperory phone.Cant really use it.Went to school.Do maths like siao.Canto started doing stuff wit me phone,n purposely on loud music to distract my maths mood.science I stapled the paper the opp direction.I play with long ruler,making it a diving board,n made my thumbdrive 'dived'.the thumbdrive flew into my shirt.Now I noe howda boys suffered.Canto whispered sth to Kenneth sth bout me,while staring at me.so obvious.I prepare my scissors for self defence,when they started to evil laugh n nod their heads.Canto turn around n do a face.Kenneth took out his phone,and when I wan2 say 'boy!use hand phone in class hor'my phone started ringing.It juz rang n I quickly anyhow press a few buttons.Then Canto called.Then Kenneth called.They keep callin.Siew Hua keep luaghing.I dono wat to do.I dono howda to turn to silent n all that.I hab nvr use a Sony erssn phone.hopeless.SiewHua helped me turn it to silent.They boys high five each other n LOL.Recess nothing to do.They never sit the benches.Maths Ms Yong scold little bit.Ding lao shi oni come4a while.me,Andy Bun n Esmeralda wrote:Shaun love JingYu Bun:write down girls that like Shaun. Me n Esmeralda:Guo Jing Yu,JingYu,Ms Guo Jing yu,Lady Guo JingYu,Ms guo bun:LOL,a bee flying at Shaun's butt. Me:drew a butt and write.the bees love him too much,maybe he use a soap with honey essence. Bun:His butt got tattoo of JingYu Esmeralda:EEEEEEEEWWWWWWW Me:and a kiss from Jingyu the end. then stay back n talk about gays.Barnabussss kissed Kenneth on the lips!!!!!OMG!!!!then he run away n hugged Irwin!!!!Kenneth cried.No wonder that day he said he got raped n molested.I CANT BELIEVE IT!!!BARNABAS KISSED KENNETH!then Andy was the first victim of the hihihihi thing.KL got molested by him.diao.we made a list of gays.at least 10 ppl!lol!Then I take 96 with Stephie,Ilyda,BunBun.alight at Clementi interchange then take 147 home.I was the oni wan on the the top deck.So fun!I get to choose my seats!nobody around!My sister made a blog,but she forgot the password.Lame.
Updated @ 6:45 PM
✖Wednesday, July 1, 2009
Emily the Strange
I've decided not to tag ppl unless my sis not at home.haiz.Apologise to those who affected.Like JinHong,Stephie,Canto.Sorry.Today take bus solo.Reach school liao quickly copy history hw.take height n weight that time,the guys found a dead deccomposing frog.Dono KL or Canto go and call Kenneth to throw the dead frog at where the girls at sitting on the staircase.Then Kenneth throw then all the girls there,then they all screamed!AAAARRRGGHHH!!!So damn funny leh.Then Ms Tham scold liao,everyone muz sit down.Then Kenneth go n throw the frog downstairs.I say if someone unlucky,turn the head up say 'Wah running liao!' will accidentally swallow the frog.Then PE is like theory PE lo.Sian.San n ZiTing n Siew Hua did arm wrestling.Siew Hua beat both of them.Irwin must be so proud.Then maths JiaCheng n Marcus kanna scolded.They became invisible.Then Marcus go write his name on the notice board,go and blame JiaCheng.funny.Chinese ding lao shi mood no good.Take temperature,Briana gave me her last tissue paper.I use the tissue to wipe thermometer.Then MMJ was like asking tissue from a lotta ppl.I was standing there blur blur,then he suddenly take half of my tissue wipe his thermometer and say 'yi ren yi ban,gan qing bu shan'.I got say wan2 gib him wipe meh?NVM.Geo,I hand in,i found out no need to do word bank.Kanna called a blur sotong.Reccess that time photo fight.Canto very stupid go n gib a article bout games.Kenneth cant even find a article.hopeless.Malay,the Clement keep running away.Then the Kenneth like baby,keep saying he wan to go home.Canto keep changing seats.Ilyda keep drawing,n writing singers from A-Z.Then Kenneth became a mother,n Canto is the daughter.Daughter Cantona teeth pain,Mother Kenneth is goin to bring him to Dentist.Yay!happy ending.then I wan to pinch Andy's pipi(cheek in malay).Lame la.Walk to SP wib Esmeralda n Canto.then come home.
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First one from the left.Andy is so cute.second wan,this is the evidence that YanLin was sleepin n didnt help(actually he hiding his face from camera).third one,Andy is cuter here,with YanLin molesting his hair.2nd row,first one,for San n ZiTing,ur belovedS.2nd one,For YanLin,Ziting's hair.3rd one,YanLin n Andy is so happy.
enjoy...(very bo liao derhs...)
