Til Death do us part
My great grandma died two days ago.
Sth dramatic happen.JinHong,U rmb that u say my fone very stupid n blah blah blah,insult my fone hor?My fone bacame depressed n commited suicide.It was playing PCD 'hush hush' the I will survive part,then somebody text me.My fone vibrate,n 'plop' it drop downstairs.I put near window,n my poor fone took the chance n jumped down.It was so dramatic!JinHong is murder!Boohoo...My fone!My fone was still playing the 'I will survive ' music,but it didnt survive.Maybe my fone should hab a funeral like my G. grandma.
Predicures
On friday,I stayed back after school right?Cantona keep stepping on my shoes,n complately destoyed,DESTROYED my predicure.Curse him.I paint it midnight blue just now.
Comments
U noe,funeral sucks.U will get to see those ultra old relatives u had never seen in your life.Lets juz call everyone auntie or uncle.My mom's auntie asked how old m I.I said 12 n a half.She started saying: 'Wah...U got Boyfren?' And a few aunties came and started arguing wib her.They were like'Thirteen years old cannot hab boyfren...' or 'Cannot not lar,too small to hab bf...Blah blah...' I became thier topic of chatting for the whole day.Their comments made me miss CAntona's comments...Boohoo
Nicknames
U noe the auntie I just mention?Her husband keep on calling me '吓人会吓死人' cos a few years back,during a buffet,uncle was standing behind me.I didnt know.N he suddenly say,'哇!so many fishballs!' So I shouted 吓人会吓死人! And now,my nickname is 吓人会吓死人!haiz...
Restrooms
Have I ever told you I've been trape in a toilet for like three hours last year?That time,I spoile dthe whole lock,and made my fsther install a second lock.My brother figure out how to pick the new lock so the secong lock was quite useful,cos he cant pick the second lock!wakaka!my parents should thank me.Yesterday,my whole family were leaving the house.Since we had to travel all the way to tampines,I went to the toilet.CTE don have toilets hor...Then the lock spoil,and I got trap in the toilet again.Second time liao.So sad...Why am I the only in the family that the toilet hate?Lucky we got the second lock ar,or we had to change the whole freaking door.