Aliens&Freaks

✖Monday, June 29, 2009

Emily the Strange

I wore the pe shirt to school.When I reach there,I felt like a moron.Everyone was in uniform.Then YiXIn and Inez say the thing cancel becos of the h1n1 thing.So I went up n change.Ilyda came late and she was wearing the pe shirt.I felt very bad.very very very bad.Lucky Kenneth never wear PE,or I really will kanna scolded.Ok.Ms Ray is our new teacher.Yay!(sarcastic) But she quite nice.She will say all the words like shit n idiots.Not so boring.hehe.then we got 2 recess.I go down then they call me go up.I go up then go squeeze Andy's cheek.Canto help him revenge and change me around.the he stretched out his leg,and boom!fell down lo!Everyone was like ooohhhhh.Bloody.I go up then Ms Tham came n say got recess n all that crap,so got extra recess.Me,Andy Bun,Ilyda,n KL.I bought orange juice again.We all sat down.CAnto suddenly appear.Canto say got wan jian fei(lose weight)seaweed eat wan alrdy very full liao.Then he say this kindoff seaweed is for KL.I luaghed n choked on the orange juice n spit them out.Siao.It was the first time I see Andy eat noodles.LOL.Canto say if I sit on the orange juice packet,It will deflate.den he say he KL sit on it,it will explode.Then we were about to go up,we saw Ms Ray in front of us,she walked the art room way,so we ran the other direction,we dint want to get spotted by her,l8r she scold scold scold.KL was panting like siao,then me n Ilyda run,then walk.Canto hao lian run fast fast.I go into class then shout Ms Ray alert.Then Canto run like siao,I so scared then I shouted,''don push me!!!don push me!!!''But he pushed me in the end,then I screamed then hop around and try to hold on the table n BOOM!fall down again.this time got piak piak sound.Pain leh...I change place liao,I love my new seat.If pinch Andy muz pay him 50 cent n Ms Ray 50cent.Ms Ray say pinching him will make him lose his ego,ANDY IS A MAN!Im sitting beside Siew Hua,n beside her is Canto.Infront of Canto is Andy n behind Canto is Kenneth.Behind me is San n Ziting.San n Ziting was sniffing their highlighters,it was so funny!they say they were addicted liao.then i go smell quite nice.SiewHua,San,Ziting n I giggled til very loud.Then Kenneth suddenly say,'' Retarded girls...'' diao.Then school ended.Eunice says no Archery.I ate Lollipop on d bus wib Sandy,She showed me some pics.Very hard to guess.

Updated @ 4:03 PM

✖Saturday, June 27, 2009

Emily the Strange

My brother told me a joke

brother:Ay sis why u can read so many hard hard words?
me:Bcos Im very big n tall,u so skinny n short
brother:then u go jian fei(lose weight in chinese) then so small liao,then u dono anything liao!

Updated @ 3:37 PM

✖Friday, June 26, 2009

Emily the Strange

Wow Yesterday the show was AWESOME!Bumble Bee cried bcos Sam is leaving. Optimus Prime sacrifice himself to save Sam.So sad...But I fell in love with Optimus Prime!He is so man!But in the end he came back to life,cos the Sam saved him,to save the sun n the world.Then Canto say he today go watch Transformer wib his family.My family went to watch at 10 plus cos all the other time slots full liao.haha.I smuggled potato chips in and finished the popcorn.again.but the coca cola very gasy.wow I doing food review for wad?weird.nvm.I became crazy and laugh like siao when some robot go lift the car with Sam n the gf inside.The whole show Sam n the gf don wan to say I love u,until the Sam almost die that time.My mother said that the gf is an vase,oni there for display purpose.haha

Updated @ 2:16 PM

✖Thursday, June 25, 2009

Emily the Strange

Wah.I had a nightmare ,here goes: I went to Sandy's home and play. Jackson was there. Then when I went home,everyone had went to watch Transformer Revenge of the fallen.Then I never watch the movie so sad.The end. When I woke up my hair was Poof.Like Beethoven's.Hehe. Yesterday my mom go n touch my phone.She go n open the inbox.lucky I deleted most of the old old messages. Lucky the last message from Briana.

Updated @ 2:30 PM

✖Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Emily the Strange

Yay!good news!Maybe good news for some ppl oni la.My father came home to say that tmr we are going to watch Transformer2!Dono why he don wan today watch!But tmr got class gathering,maybe I leave early.Oh and can sbdy change the time?12 very early leh!nvm.12pm meet at Clementi MRT,we goin WCP.

Updated @ 4:47 PM

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Emily the Strange

Haiz.woke up by Ms Chong calling.She said sth bout the mailbox,n some travel form.oh n the retarded looking guy,in 3rd row the first from the left is Cantona. And I did'nt went to underwear Zong Sheng's party thingy!Yay!I'm ffffffrrrreeeeee!Thanks Canto for lending me ur name!My stupid siblings keep watching the disney channe; Mr Bean,dont let me watch other cartoon.So bad,we already got the Mr bean CD liao,still got buy the Teddy give my brother,they 2 still not happy,everytime watch Mr Bean until so crazy bout him.haiz muz rush to finish homework,cos no H1N1 holiday extension for sec sch.When school reopens,I will go to sch very early to prevent all those troublesome checking. :D

Updated @ 1:47 PM

✖Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Emily the Strange

Today I got NPCC thingy.Took bus and can finally c Sandy.Then Jia Ying took the bus wib us.Then when we reach NTSS,muz queue up to take temperatur and sign form.Very wat lor.I student leh but they gib me guest form to fill in the temperature thingy.Then fall-in that time I go stand behind Andy.Then is surrounded by 1/1 ppl.diao.Then I keep poking the idiotic Shaun the Sheep.He poke me back then I poke him.JinHong talk too much le,so he got a poke from me.Kian Yew was like Stoppit! Stoppit!Then Andy and Cantona and JinHong and Justin and Shaun go n kick my bag.Then we went to sit bus.1/1 ppl united except for Thanesh.Marie nvr come.we were sending songs to each other like siao lo.The Chair can pull down,bcos Canto is sittin in front of me,he go n push down the seat until the chair touch me.then I go n pull his hair.Then reach there le so sian.But can buy snacks.Then sit here sit there,Cantona sat on the right,Jing Yu on the left,then Ilyda bside Jing Yu.hehe.annoying Canto was poking me during the whole talk n JinHong will talk as long as there is air.Canto n JH were tokin bout stupid things.Then teacher ask if .money drop on the road,and the road muz keep walk
in cant stop,U want $50 or ur life?I dono Canto or JH say $50 cos can buy things,but the life cannot buy things.Then someone said life bcos can become prostitute,and earn more than $50.hehe.sounds familar.I think Cantona said that.Maybe I say de.Nvm.JingYu keep saying we flirt like hell,but nvm.Then got break that time i ate potato chips.Then got 15minute test.The testpaper was recycled,so got some answer.Maybe I lucky got the one with one answer.JH very honest to exchanged th answer paper for a clean n pure one.Then JH say how bad Im to cheat4 one question.Hey u go to his blog he got mention how eeeeeeeevvvvvvviiiiiiiilllllll i am.Then when we took the bus back,I took pics of a lot of

ppl.

Photo Fight!

Here goes. Ilyda took a nice pic of Andy Gan.She send to like 3 ppl coZ its very nice.Then we when past t.he Sing Flyer and I shouted:'Singapore Flyer!' Everyone open curtain n take photo the nicer sing flyer is taken by Ilyda!Yay!JingYu keep taking phot n I got evidence below....Justin quite Kpo keep looking around.I got evidence oso.Pictorial evidence!JinHong keep smilling.Then Andy keep moving,veri hard to take Then dono what me n Ilyda threaten Andy to let us take Photo or we send the nice pic of him around.Ilyda vary shy to

take pic.Then Andy got raped n the last photo he very sad n suffer in silence cos I pinched his cheek too hard.

Updated @ 4:05 PM

✖Monday, June 22, 2009

Emily the Strange

Diao.Ystrday Father's day n my sis birthday.We went to celebrate in a Japanese restaurant in Tampines.We brought the bday cake all d wat form Tiong Bahru to Tampines.(l8r got a surprise bout this strawberry shortcake)Then we went to the CC there n sis n my cousin Marcus attended the art lesson.Then we went to the restaurant to reserve seats.My grandparents were still at home with my aunt.My father n uncle never come.Only my two aunts n my grandparents came.Miserable right?Ok here is the sad part to ppl who hate me.I also choke on the raw fish thingy...Sashimi?But I did'nt die!Mua hahahaha!=DMarcus kept begging his mother to order the straberry cuppie thingy,and when she finally agree my sibling n I went to pick strawberries.And I ate like 70% of the cuppie.=DWhen we were leaving the place (funny part coming liao) I grabbed my bag n my bag hit the bowl of miso soup n it started raining miso soup!My new shorts!My new red shoes!My shoes had a tofu and some veggies swimming in it.Everyone staring at me.Diao.nth to say bout this liao.We went to ah yi's house to cut the bday cake.When we open the cake box......Drum roll.....Boom!cream and a few strawberries started oozing out!Walah!The cake melted.haha.den no more cake liao,my mother den anyhow go and buy a cheap cheap cake to replace.Argh.And we all ate the melted cake instead of the other one.And Happy Birthday Cantona!so u cant blame me for not wishing u now!And tmr got Npcc.Muahahaha!some evil pics!My mother called the cake 'The birthday cake of 2009!'

Updated @ 2:08 PM

✖Saturday, June 20, 2009

Emily the Strange

I went to Esmeralda's home ystrday.Quite fun. I had a weird dream today.Its like that : I went shopping with my mom and my aunt.We went into a shop and went pass a movie theater full of people looking like Obama's protestors.diao.weird.Then I went to the first storey.It was a restaurant and they were holding 1E1 class party there.I think I was late.All the 1E1 girls sit together.Then I had no place to sit so I went to sit with the boys.I sat on a empty seat with YanLin and JinHong.(There was two empty seats beside me.)Then YanLin(weird) suddenly shouted that I knew ice-skating.(real weird...)I was like 'huh?Ice-skating?' All the guys from 1/1 was wearing tuxedos (yes its TUXEDOS).And all the girls was like wearin cocktail dresses.Then YanLin said 'Aiyo XinYi beside you got two empty spaces,one for Cantona,and one for Kenneth.' So confusing leh.Out of the blue,Kenneth and Cantona(oso in tuxedos) came to sit beside me.Weirdly Cantona was finally queit.Then all the girls in 1e1 were talking..And then Kenneth go n take my tea n drink,then I go and take YanLin's coca-cola n drink it.Then the waitresses served us with chicken wings and seafood soup n rice.The end.Cos my mother came home n throw sth at me to wake me up.I said:'mother I haben eat chicken wing u wake me up.so eeevvviill leh.haiz no chicken wing....

Updated @ 3:38 PM

✖Thursday, June 18, 2009

Emily the Strange

Argh...Ate too much laksa last night.Haha.My maid thought that the meatballs are made from fish n she ate some of them.Then we oso tot that meatballs is made from fish.Then my father said that meatballs are made from pork,n the maid became crazy.I become crazy.She put so much meatballs in the laksa,who will finish them?Idiotic siblings will oni eat 3-4 meatballs,so I ate like 9 meatballs.....Haiz Im really turning mouldy from not going out for long liao....BTW Im going to Esmeralda's home on friday...

Updated @ 11:22 AM

✖Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Emily the Strange

I dono.Im bored.LOL.Read!No offence!
Briana:Mmmmm,KABA!
SokFang:I don lyke Shi Hao!
Ilyda:I'm gonna b late

Esmeralda:LOL!Shaun is a dwarf
JingYu:Shaun the sheep the bad bad sheep!
Inez:ssshhh...I don lyke Aloysius!
JiaWen:I like Show Luo!
Losheni:Class pls keep quiet!The teacher is coming!
Marie:Marie France bodyline!Marie Muslim bodyline!
Eunice:Teacher!Teacher!Blah blah blah(answer the question)
San:What r u tokin bout?I don lyke JiaCheng hor!
SiewHua:Huh?Another Irwin dare?
Thanesh:I don lyke him anniemore....
ZiTing:Pika!Pika!
Stephanie:I'm immune to all tickles.....
Charmaine:I don like JinHong...
YiXin:Huh?What r u tokin about?
Aloy:Huh....why everytime my dare got Inez?
Barnabas(seriously I dono howda spell):Hi!HI!hi!Hi!Hi!Hi!Hi!Hi!
Clement:Buzzz off la u!
Andy:Andy Bun ah Andy Bun talk so much ah talk so much
Shaun(the sheep):Stupid Fish I'm gonna kill u!
Irwin:I own u!(soldier front talk)
Kenneth(the Elderly):How you know?I'm Gay!I'm tryin to sabo her!
JiaCheng:Aftr school ur got go SP play basketball?
Aravin:I'm Blackout!
KeeLuei:Ur report is going to due!
Marcus Lim:U shuddup!
Marcus Mun:ssssssshhhhh....Shuddup la bitch!
YueWei:Oh hor!ShiHao use handphone in class!
JinHong:Aiyo...I don like Briana,she is my god sis...
Kevin:Huh?What?
Justin:I don like Inez hor!
Riley:JinHong is the man!as if!
ShiHao: ......
Cantona:What the toot?more slavery?

Updated @ 1:59 PM

✖Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Emily the Strange

Which is the best ice cream flavour?

Chocolate

Strawberry

Vanilla

Mint

Mango

Cookies and cream

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Updated @ 3:24 PM

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Emily the Strange

My stupid siblings destroyed my art thingy today.I was burning with anger.Nth to say.No money go out.And the JiaMing say sat want to go escape theme park for another 6Oprah gathering.So sian.Maybe I wont change blog skin liao.I'm still thinkin bout what my mother said:'Why is there a Little Miss Naughty but no Little Miss Bitchy leh?'If that shirt is for sale,I will sure buy it.Countdown to freedom:1 freaking day!

Updated @ 2:50 PM

✖Monday, June 15, 2009

Emily the Strange

I watch a movie last night I forgot its name,but nvm.The holidays are so boring.Its always like that.When it the school days,we want holidays,then when its the holidays,we want to go back to school.I'm waiting for the road safety thingy.I heard that its a test.I know a few questions they're gonna ask.(thanks ShiMin!)hehe.COuntdown to freedom:2days!COuntdown to sis bday:6days. COuntdown to Canto's bday:a week! COuntdown to Vinny's bday:8days. (Oi Happy Jin Hong n other people,very happy hor this is lyke da 5th or 6th post without the husband of Barbie Doll's name!=P )

Updated @ 5:31 PM

✖Sunday, June 14, 2009

Emily the Strange

Haiz.No time to play com.Hadda rush.I forget to wish KL happie birthday ystrday.Nvm.Super bored holidays juz cant speed up.Countdown to freedom:3 days.Countdown to sis's birthday:8days.Countdown to Canto's birthday:9days.Countdown to Vinny's birthday:10days.Countdown to Underwear Zong Sheng birthday:12days.

Updated @ 2:48 PM

✖Saturday, June 13, 2009

Emily the Strange

I cant stand the skin anymore.I'm gonna change it.And I'm curious bout what Sandy told Cantona. Erm my wounds are healing thanks but my brother just added some more....Countdown to freedom: 4days

Updated @ 2:29 PM

✖Friday, June 12, 2009

Emily the Strange

OMG.I change liao blogskin maybe I should change again.ANd I change the blogskin to cheer me up.So scary.Omg. Countdown to freedom:5 days.

Updated @ 2:52 PM

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Emily the Strange

Poptropica I finally bought the electrify thingy.SO cool.I woke up at twelve again.And ate lunch for breakfast.HAiz really nth to do.Weirdly I text CAnto til so late ystrday.Queer.

Updated @ 2:24 PM

✖Thursday, June 11, 2009

Emily the Strange

I slept at like 3.30pm ystrday n i woke up at 12.01 today.I really had nth to do since I cant go out or use the com.I then read the book 'meet me at the boathouse'.Father came back n brought us to vivo.Its so not fair,the last few mths I can go home at 9,10,11,12 now when I got home at 9.23pm I got so grounded. Like Lily Allen's song not fair.I got myself anth boo boo while fightin with my brotha.He scratched me.HAiz.Oh no Im starting to like those treenage romance book.The book i was reading says'HAte is just the other side of love' 'When someone screams at you like it does'nt matter what they're saying: all you hear is hate' 'When you love someone you think it'll go on forever,in the beginning.Then when it starts to end you think the ending will go on forever.You never think it'll ever be nothing,totally stopped,gone.' Haiz.I got the thought to ran away from home ystrday,I got a jacket,sun lotion,insect repellent,extra clothes,a book,tissue n 35cents.But sinceI got oni 35 cents left,forget it. haiz I miss the chance to go to Sentosa today.For 6Oprah ppl's information,Ayoub broke his leg,and cant walk4 a priod of time I think,so probaly I wont go Sentosa til he recovers,or go without him to waste 3 bucks on the ticket.(JinHong veri very very happy hor....2nd post I nvr mention sbdy's BIG Big name)

Updated @ 8:43 PM

✖Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Emily the Strange

Okay.The fall ystrday was bad.I woke up findin I had lay on my elbow last night and the elbow is bleeding and a side of my shirt is bloody le.haiz.FYI I fell down ystrday while cycling wib Joshua.He called me to brake so I brake,n fell.This time is bad.Even the shouder kanna.As usual the knee bleeding like hell.Chin bleed.Got a 3 cm scratch above eyebrow.sian.Face as CAntona says is partially disfigure le.no big deal.Im not goin to be a model or sth so,SO what?Im reading a book Shimin borrowed,Its bout a girl gettin pregnant.Its quite funny cos her teacher is a lesbian.haiz.Im in Shimin house now.Shimin like got a lotta hw to do.I ate like three dono wat noughat stuff.quite nice.Tmr some of the ppl goin sentosa.I don wan n cannot go.Bo$ so sad.My mother say my wounds heal le then can go bcos fall until very jia-lat.haiz.So sad!(P.s JInhong u should be happily celebratin now cos this post doesnt involve *K#nn#th)*name censored so i wont mention him.

Updated @ 5:40 PM

✖Monday, June 8, 2009

Emily the Strange

Woke up.Sandy called me when I was brushing my teeth.She asked if we can take bus together.But cannot.Then I wait for the bus to come.I miss one for walkin slowly.I waited for like 20minutes.sian.Bus finally come.First thing,turn on the aircon.Next stop The Edmund sir NCO guy went up,sat behind me.When we alighted,I talk to Hannah.She had badminton.Haiz.(P.s This is the disappointing part for Jin Hong n some other ppl,cos Kenneth's name will appear)I walked in and saw Kenneth and the Ming Peng guy at the lobby.They both wearing red shirts.haha.(how disappointing is that?)Then I went there,got my uniform.Ilyda got a new fone!!Me,Andy,Ilyda n Canto-kia were sending songs2each othr(.hehe Kenneth will appear!prepare!)Then the badminton gang came down for recess.Kenneth walked pass wib Ming Peng tryin to balance the shuttercock on the badminton.then I walked tosing poly wib Canto,Justin no where in sight....He show me a spongebob video thingy.DAmn funny...
Then I went to vivo wib Shimin.I wore my new shoes n new overalls.haha.We went to candy empire n Bought Ilyda's chocolate thing.Bought new schl shoes.I lazzziiiee to ask for the ones with red lining.Nvm,muz try sth new wat..Then we shop shop shop.And we watch Hannah Motana movie.Quite nice.I like the clothes she wore.hehe.I went home.bye!

Updated @ 9:01 PM

✖Saturday, June 6, 2009

Emily the Strange

Haha an example(using body-less ppl in the movie)

Updated @ 3:09 PM

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Emily the Strange

I watch the uninvited ystrday.Lucky we(Esmeralda,Thanesh,Andy,Canto,Kenneth n me) did'nt watch it.If we really watch it,the person beside me is gonna kill me cos I will scream if the ghost pops out.But angels n demons very boring.I don dare to sleep,and did'nt turn off the lights.(lucky not camp)So thats why I woke up at 12.16pm today.Next time remind me not to choose a scary movie like that.

Updated @ 2:44 PM

✖Friday, June 5, 2009

Emily the Strange

Maybe I ate too much potato chips and chocolate last night.I woke up tooth ache then stomach pain.AGAIN.haiz....I found some chocolate ice cream and ate them as breakfast...hehe:).then amazingly I found some pocky.I save em for l8r.I also found some dinosaur gummies!(It was the same version of what I had threw on Andy and Kenneth in science centre)...They are all mine....I'm gonna finish 'em all......Candies....

Updated @ 12:17 PM

✖Thursday, June 4, 2009

Emily the Strange

Woke up at 4.56am.Went back to sleep at 5.00am.woke up again at 11.45am.Watch tv.I went out with my grand aunt.She bought a lotta candies for me.I then eat mango pudding with her.She also bought 1 durian cake and 1 choc cake for my family.My father drives us home.My father bought lasak for me to eat....It was so damn hot..Hotter than any beach babes or rockstars...My father eat until the whole face red....I eat until stomach pain...Cannot finish the noodles,but i muz or 3 days cant use com....
Finish the noodles liao I want to vomit,then the stomach very pain..I stand beside the smelly dustbin to prepare to throw up,but in the end,nth happen and I went to play com.Stomach still pain....Next time I eat chicken rice....More safe,will not stomach pain or vomit

Updated @ 5:41 PM

✖Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Emily the Strange

I woke up so damn early today.6.30 am.AND ITS THE HOLIDAYS!What a waste...My parents was lock out of their own bedroom today.My mother went out of the room le cant go in.Then my father still inside.Then my father oso come out and he close the door.The door then auto lock.All my father's work stuff in the room.The keys to the room also locked in the room le...We had to call the lock smith.Then my parents slept on my bed.THe lock smith took very long to come as it was a rainy day.When he arrived,he took oni a few seconds to make the door knob turn.HAiz $50 like that fly away...

Updated @ 9:49 AM